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Formulas to memorize

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 lite year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

1 kilogram of falling figs =1 Fig Newton

1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

Science Department

What science joke is being told in this photograph?

A. If Sound does not travel in a vacuum Why is a vacuum so noisy?
B. A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"The bartender looks at him, and say "For you, no charge."
C.Two atoms bump into each other. One says "I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?", to which the first replies, "I'm positive."
D.Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?
E. None of the above

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