random photo #2

The Company Store

What was the caption to this photograph?

A. "Sorry! Gym bags are not returnable after four years of use."

B. "No, we are out of Spaghettios, but can I interest you in a gym bag?"

C. "I need to see your ID only if you want to purchase cigarettes, not gym bags."

D. "With every bottle of Boone's Farm apple wine, you get a free gym bag!"

E. None of the above.

"I went into a store once and read a sign that said 'pet supplies,' so I did."

-Steven Wright