Here is a photograph from junior year. I don't have many details or things to add. Could it be that the young women are learning off-track betting skills in this "secretarial course?"
Here are Dave Letterman's Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Secretary (from 4/26/2005)
10. Secretary files all documents under "D" for "Document".
9. Types 60 words a week.
8. Autopsies on her last 5 bosses show lethal amounts of white-out.
7. "Flu attacks" suspiciously coincide with Phillies home day games.
6. Wears inappropriately short skirts, no matter how many times you tell him not to.
5. Will only dispense "petty cash" to Tom Petty or one of the Heartbreakers.
4. Instead of chatting by water cooler, goes 2 miles away to chat by the reservoir.
3. You asked if anyone called--she said, "I'm not here to talk about the past, I'm here to talk about the present."
2. Every night tries to fax self home.
1. Filed a sexual harassment lawsuit because you asked her to take dictation.
10. Secretary files all documents under "D" for "Document".
9. Types 60 words a week.
8. Autopsies on her last 5 bosses show lethal amounts of white-out.
7. "Flu attacks" suspiciously coincide with Phillies home day games.
6. Wears inappropriately short skirts, no matter how many times you tell him not to.
5. Will only dispense "petty cash" to Tom Petty or one of the Heartbreakers.
4. Instead of chatting by water cooler, goes 2 miles away to chat by the reservoir.
3. You asked if anyone called--she said, "I'm not here to talk about the past, I'm here to talk about the present."
2. Every night tries to fax self home.
1. Filed a sexual harassment lawsuit because you asked her to take dictation.
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