Friday, May 9, 2008

random photograph #9

Photograph #8 is currently being examined by the Skylines forensic photograph laboratory for image authentication. Study it carefully and then try to detect something wrong with the picture. It appears to depict Sisters Celestine, Margaret Alacoque, and Marie de Lourdes, along with Mr. Lonergan, John Lennon and Yoko Ono. One easy question come to mind: Did Sister Marie de Lourdes ever teach any social studies subjects as did the other faculty members in the photo?


Tuesday, May 6, 2008

cheerleaders

Cheerleaders marching in a parade.

Little was known about carpal tunnel pom-pom syndrome back in the 1960s.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Sister Nicholas Marie's history lesson










Sister Nicholas Marie

"Today's lesson is What?" "The Mexican American War." "That's correct." "Now let's study.. what?" "The Map." "That's correct." Look at the map carefully...." "No, the Cisco Kid and Pancho were not involved in that conflict." "I said look at the what?" "The Map...."


thanks for a great teenage snear! Happy Cinco de Mayo Kinka dondequiera que usted sea. Sería maravilloso oír de usted de nuevo.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Hello from Florida!















St. Stephen's Church, Port Carbon George, circa 2008



Hello,
About the reunion....I don't want to miss the 4oth. I only attended the 25th since graduation...and I enjoyed every minute.

Best regards,
George D.
P.S. The blog site is excellent.



It was good hearing from George, who relocated from Port Carbon and now lives in southern Florida. Speaking of Florida, did anyone out there know that
Jim Morrison, lead singer of The Doors, was born in Florida in 1943 ? Melbourne to be exact. Also, Florida's state reptile is...what else? the alligator. Below is a photo of an alligator that was spotted recently in George's parking lot. Apparently the gator was suffering from reptile dysfunction as parking lots are not a gator's normal habitat.














Above left: George's alligator trying to parallel park Above right: George, circa 1968

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Skylines




Top Ten Skylines Headlines never published

‘Multiple Personality’ Student charged Triple Tuition by School

Gravitational Foul called on UFO Alien Playing Center on BB Team

Football Team’s Losing Streak Blamed on Poltergiest: Exorcism requested

Lawton Family Demands Hill Back

Statistical Proof: Nativity blondes do have more fun

Bigfoot tracks discovered on Aggie Field

Talking Chihuahua to teach Advanced Spanish

Science Fair Winner: “breaking wind is raising global temperature”

Colony of Mole People Discovered beneath Gymnasium
TOUGH ALGEBRA PROBLEM CAUSES STUDENT'S HEAD TO EXPLODE

Here's an extra one: Gas prices may rise to 35 cents a gallon by summer


The Weekly World News supermarket tabloid made waiting in the check-out line something to look forward to.




Friday, April 25, 2008

Cafeteria




inspirational food quotations
“Never eat more than you can lift”
- Miss Piggy

“Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside”
-Mark Twain
“I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.” —Rodney Dangerfield
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."
- W. C. Fields

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
-Homer Simpson
1968: Andy Warhol immortalized the soup can

Monday, April 21, 2008

Pennsylvania Presidential Primary Results!

Here are the results of the Pennsylvania Primary from Schuylkill County:

Democratic
Eugene J. McCarthy 3,586
Lyndon B. Johnson 376
Robert F. Kennedy 1,330
George C. Wallace 88
Hubert H. Humphrey 892





Republican

Richard M. Nixon 4,137
Nelson Rockefeller 1,191
Raymond Shafer 254
Ronald Reagan 62
Charles Percy 9
George C. Wallace 141
William Scranton 4

The year was 1968 of course. By the way, only two of the above are still alive.


Speaking of presidents, here is a photo of Mario Santilli, Student Council President 1967-1968, with Father Dan seated at the desk, and Anna Maria Alvarez on the left (with eyes closed). No they are not collecting Superbowl II wagers; they are busy counting mission money.