Skylines

Top Ten Skylines Headlines never published

‘Multiple Personality’ Student charged Triple Tuition by School

Gravitational Foul called on UFO Alien Playing Center on BB Team

Football Team’s Losing Streak Blamed on Poltergiest: Exorcism requested

Lawton Family Demands Hill Back

Statistical Proof: Nativity blondes do have more fun

Bigfoot tracks discovered on Aggie Field

Talking Chihuahua to teach Advanced Spanish

Science Fair Winner: “breaking wind is raising global temperature”

Colony of Mole People Discovered beneath Gymnasium

TOUGH ALGEBRA PROBLEM CAUSES STUDENT'S HEAD TO EXPLODE

Here's an extra one: Gas prices may rise to 35 cents a gallon by summer

The Weekly World News supermarket tabloid made waiting in the check-out line something to look forward to.