Father O'Brien talking to students while balancing a pencil behind his left ear.
time out for a pencil joke:
Young Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day Sister called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'
When Mary Margaret didn't move, Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret.
Sister smiled and said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Mary Margaret didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret with the pencil.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did the elderly Sarah say to her one hundred year old husband Abraham after the birth of their son Isaac?"
Again, Johnny poked her one more time.This time Mary Margaret jumped out of her seat and shouted, 'If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half!'
Young Mary Margaret was immediately given detention.
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