Spring is the time to bring out the golf clubs. Back in the 60s there was a school golf team.David Letterman's top ten ways to make golf more exciting:
Locate at least one hole on median of the nearest Interstate Highway.
Each foursome must include at least one man wrongly acquitted of double homicide.
Instead of green jacket, Masters champion wins all the other golfers' clothes.
New hazard: Civil War re-enactments.
Instead of following golf ball in air, camera now pans crowd looking for dumbest hat.
Replace Tiger Woods with actual tiger.
One hour before tournament begins, each golfer must consume some spoiled tuna salad.
When somebody's about to putt, announcer screams, "Let's get ready to rumble!"
Replace sand traps with bear traps.
New rule: miss a putt, swallow a tee.
