"You’re So Varicose Vein" by Carly Simon
"How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?" by the Bee Gees
"I Can’t See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash
"These Boots Give Me Arthritis" by Nancy Sinatra
"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom" by the Commodores
"I Get By with a Little Help from Depends" by the Beatles
"Talking’ ‘Bout My Medication" by the Who
"Bald Thing" by the Troggs
"You Can’t Always Pee When You Want" by the Rolling Stones
"I Heard It through the Grape Nuts" by Marvin Gaye
