Tuesday, March 25, 2008

geometry class

"Might as well face it I'm addicted to math."
Sister Raphael's geometry class
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
Q:What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter? A: Eskimo Pi.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a'la mode.
Math bonus question:
"If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?" -- Steven Wright

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